Issue Nº 001 — Fundamentals for the rest of us

They have a research department. Now you have one too.

We read the 10-Ks. Back 35 years. Then we score every stock on value, growth, health, dividends and whether management is doing its job.

14 days free. Cancel anytime. No card tricks.

Five scores. Zero adjectives.

VALUE78/100

GROWTH64/100

HEALTH82/100

DIVIDEND41/100

MGMT71/100

Status: Approved

Computed from the company's own filings — not analyst mood, not message boards. Red readouts mean keep reading before you buy. 0 vibes were consulted.

SESSION 01

> open filings --all --since 1990

Every balance sheet, income statement and cash flow, 35+ years deep, on one page. Due diligence used to be an afternoon in the archives. Now it’s a query.

Pick a company, read its whole history →

SESSION 02

> backtest your-strategy --years 35

Every strategy works in its owner’s head. Run yours against 35 years of market data and get a number instead of a feeling.

Put your strategy on trial →

SESSION 03

> screen --markets NYSE,FTSE,DJIA

47 results. 0.3 seconds. Your criteria, not someone’s sponsored top-ten list. Email alerts when new stocks make the cut.

Try the screener →

SESSION 04

> tail -f market.news

Only the stories moving the stocks you hold, on the site and in your inbox. No hot takes, no twelve-paragraph preamble, no “this one chart”.

Read today’s feed →

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The fifteen smiling stock photos that used to live here were fake. If you want to know whether the product is any good, the screener and the search are free — run them and judge for yourself.

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